Ecclesiastes 3, 1 Kings 17-18, 2 Kings 5, Joel 2, Jonah 3-4
When I was in Sunday School as a child, I always thought it would be awesome to be a prophet. I could be fed by ravens, call down fire from heaven, heal people of diseases, bring people back to life, speak God's word, get eaten by fish and survive, etc.
How cool would it be to have God give you that kind of power? Everyone would love you. People would be lining up to see your "magic tricks." I thought it would be the life.
But then as I grew up and actually read these stories for myself, I realized that I would hate being a prophet. Prophets had no friends. Prophets were rejected by their communities. People only came to them if they needed something. 90% of what God told you to report to the kings was that God was mad and was about to punish Israel or Judah.
I always wondered why people called Jeremiah "the weeping prophet." Then, I read Jeremiah once. Of course you will cry all the time if people beat the snot out of you every time you give God's message.
If you look at just these stories from today, Elijah is so alone and hungry that people won't feed him. God has to send ravens to bring him food. Elijah would be dead if God didn't intervene.
Elijah then goes to the mountain and turns Israel's hearts back to God. Best day ever... right? Wrong. As soon as Israel repents, Elijah has to run for his life because Jezebel is trying to murder him. In fact, Elijah gets so depressed that is ready to take his own life.
Naaman shows up at Elisha's house and God won't even let Elisha go out to see him. And then Naaman doesn't even want to obey Elisha because he is so offended that it is something as simple as dipping in the river. Then, when Naaman is healed, he comes back and Elisha can't have any presents. God gets all the glory and Elisha gets none, plus he doesn't get to be rich. That kind of shoots down the prosperity gospel.
Joel gets the honor and privilege of telling Israel that God is going to completely wipe out their food supply/livelihood by sending a swarm of locusts. I'm sure that made him a lot of friends.
Jonah decides that he doesn't like what God has to say, so he chooses not to say it. He ends up trying to kill himself instead of preaching to Nineveh. God doesn't let it happen and Jonah ends up preaching repentance. Nineveh turns to God and what is Jonah's response? He is ticked off that God would forgive them.
So, I ask you 7-year-old Brent... which part of being a prophet do you think is cool? Is it the no friends part? Is it the run for your life part? Is it the beatings? Is it the poverty?
Maybe Sunday School Brent grew up and realized that being a prophet isn't so cool after all. And what became of Sunday School Brent? He grew up to be youth pastor Brent. It's not quite as severe, but still...